Saturday, January 29, 2011

Love and Hate

Things I hate about Taiwan:
  1. Humidity - my hair is naturally wavy.  Wavy hair + humidity = Monica's hair in Barbados (friends episode)
  2. Crazy drivers - please don't run me over
  3. A lot of people smoke - yuck. yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck
  4. I can't go shopping for clothes here b/c nothing fits me (the girls here don't have hips or butts)
  5. All my relatives want to force feed me - which I don't understand since I already can't fit into the clothes here...
  6. Squat toilets - enough said (although luckily, most places now have western toilets, thank God)

Things I love about Taiwan:
  1. My family's here
  2. The food - all the food!  street food, din tai fung, beef noodle soup, oyster pancakes, everything
  3. Everything is cheaper here (except for cars, but I'm not buying a car so I don't really care)
  4. Universal Healthcare - enough said (for those of you against "socialism," *ahem Michele Bacchmann, welfare is money from the government, yes you, Bacchmann, who received $250,000 in welfare - idiot)
  5. The milk here is so much more fragrant than the watered down crap we have back in the states.
  6. Chinese New Year in Taiwan = $$$$ :D

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